GONE SWIMMING, LEAVE A MESSAGE!!

Some days it just doesn't pay to leave the house. Last night I drove over to Toyota Guys house. It was hot so I poured myself a glass of ice water and put it in the car. I plugged my cell phone into the charger and went driving on my merry way. About ten minutes later I decided to grab a drink...pick up the cup and floating in my cup was my phone...totally submerged!! The phone would not work! I had no screen, no nothing! I got to TG's house and, of course, he wasn't home yet. The truth is that it's not even like I could go to the pay phone and call him because I have no clue what his phone number is. They're programmed into the cell. I have no home number. My cell is my life. I'm completely unreachable.
Today, after yelling at me about picking up my lungs off of the desk, HipChick put my cell phone on her heater. (Yes, it's 90 degrees but our office is so cold you need to put a heater on) I now have a screen but cannot use the buttons. If the phone isn't working by tomorrow I'm going to get a new one. For tonight, MB lent me her phone so the single, live alone girl has some form of communication with the outside world!
So my new voice mail says,
GONE SWIMMING, LEAVE A MESSAGE!!!!