BAT IN THE HOUSE

I'm sitting here downstairs in my living room bawling my eyes out because upstairs in my bedroom is a bat. Yes, you heard me correctly, A BAT!! I was upstairs hanging out in my bedroom, im'ing Phantom Lady and debating about going to bed early when in flew what I thought was a bird. The "bird" kept fluttering around the bedroom so I closed the door and called my best friend and her hubby from two doors down to come over and help me get the "bird" the heck out of my house. In the door they came, armed with two lacross sticks (got to love friends) and up they went to check out my "bird" visitor. Immediately they realized that this was no bird but a damm bat!!! They shut the door and kept looking it in watching it flutter around the room. All of a sudden the fluttering stopped. The bedroom window was opened a crack but I don't know if it got out. I tried calling animal control but they said that there was nothing they could do. They suggested opening a window, shutting the door, and turning on the light. So I've done that! Now I'm sitting on the sofa downstairs, with the animals (dog and two cats) locked in the basement, crying my eyes out.
NOW I'M SITTING HERE CRYING, PISSED AS SHIT AT EVERYONE!! I called my brother to come over, who didn't believe I had a bat in the house. I HUNG UP ON HIM!! I called TG to come over, who said I should come over there cause he was in the middle of something. I can't leave the animals here by themselves. He said he'd call me later. I HUNG UP ON HIM!! I called my dad in hysterics who told me he was on the other line and to hold on. I held uon for ten seconds and then I HUNG UP ON HIM! He called me back about five minutes later and proceeded to tell me the bat is probably gone if I don't hear it fluttering anymoe. I HUNG UP ON HIM! I called Phantom Lady, started talking and became hysterical again so I said goodbye (I didn't hang up on her because she was being sweet but I was hysterical so I said goodbye!)

SO BASICALLY MY TODAY IS I HAVE A BAT, POSSIBLY STILL, IN THE HOUSE! I'M PISSED AT EVERYONE! SCARED SHITLESS! WANT TO MOVE! AND WILL NOW NOT BEING BLE TO SLEEP IN MY BEDROOM ANYMORE! DON'T EXPECT ME TO BE SLEEPING TONIGHT! YOU CAN FIND ME SITTING ON THE SOFA IN A STATE OF HYSTERICS!!!!

NOTHING AT ALL

Sometimes in life there are tons of things you want to say. You want to say a variety of things to a variety of people in your life but you can't. So you sit there quietly. You hope that they can read your mind but the fact is that they can't. So all you're really doing in sitting there silently wishing. The things that you want to say just can't be said aloud. To say them would admit things that you are just not ready to admit. Sometimes what you have to say isn't the important thing. Sometimes the important part is the response. The response to what you want to say but can't. You really don't want to hear the response or at the least you just don't want to not hear the response. For lack of a response would shake up your world and you're not ready for that type of shaking. So you sit there quietly and just say nothing at all.

I'M AN EMOTIONAL GIRL, I CAN'T HELP MYSELF

I have been so emotional this weekend. I've cried, laughed, got angry, tired, etc.
On Friday night, I went with Toyota Guy, his cousin's wife and his friend to the Ravens/Giants game. of course the Ravens lost (boo-hoo). That was fun and I wasn't all that emotional. Later on that night I got a little emotional but I'm not ready to talk about that right now. Maybe another post (maybe not).
Saturday, TG and I were supposed to meet Phantom Lady for brunch. When she called at 10:30ish (our agreed upon time) she hadn't showered yet so TG and I took my car to get the emissions test done. It passed but while we were waiting in the tiny enclosed wait room, some woman was wearing perfume so the whole room smelled of the scent. Most perfumes give me a migraine so I needed to leave the room. The car passed emissions (despite my stress of thinking it wouldn't. I don't think TG fully understands how much I don't know about cars (pretty much everything). Well I called Phantom Lady when we getting ready to get into the test, she had just gotten out of the shower and I feel bad cause I think I kind of snapped at her for not being ready - she still beat us there. (Sorry Phantom Lady, I'm having an emotional weekend).
After brunch, TG and I went back to his house and he decided to go play on the computer which annoyed me (I don't know why) so i took a nap. By the time I got up, TG finally got off the computer and took Max, my dog, for a walk. While he was gone, I decided to cut the homemade cheesecake I made. Unfortunately, I couldn't find a spatula to cut it so I used a pizza cutter. BIG MISTAKE!!! The cheesecake crumbled. It looked like crap. Instead of stopping when I saw the first cut was screwing up, I continued. I thought I could fix it. It looked like hell. By the time, TG got back with Max I was crying my eyes out. He, unfortunately, did not handle it well. Asking me why I kept cutting when I saw it was screwing up which only made me cry more. I really wasn't going to bring the cheesecake to his cousins birthday party. All I could think was I was going to look like such an idiot in front of his family. I cleaned up the cheesecake and brought it with us, cried a little bit more in the car and finally pulled myself together before we got to the house. The party was fun. I think I'm doing a lot better dealing with the whole family gathering thing (and I didn't cry which was a good thing this weekend).
Got back to TG's house after the party and decided to spend the night again. Took max for a really long walk. Ok Max and TG ran for a while, I walked I really need to get my flat feet looked at) We got back to TG's house and he needed to transfer money on the computer, which of course annoyed me (I don't know why, like I said I'm emotional this weekend). We went upstairs to watch tv and he fell asleep on the sofa so we went to bed. I was so cold. I was under three blankets and could not warm up. Which kind of spooks me out cause that normally means that I'm getting sick. I really don't have time to get sick. TG was tired and asleep but I was up shivering and mad at him for sleeping. I even cried a little.
This morning we got up, took a shower and I went home. I cried all day today and slept. I accomplished nothing. I have no reason to cry. No reason to be upset. I just am. I think it's cause this will be my first time of the month since I started my new pills. The pills are only supposed to make it four days instead of seven which means I'm due Thursday instead of tonight like normal. I think this is why I'm crying so much. I've seriously been a mess.

ANYONE KNOW ANY GOOD JOKES TO MAKE ME LAUGH??

can't think of anything to say

so i took a quiz!!!

You Are a Fun Girl!

You are all about having fun - and you don't need to drink to have a good time Sure, you've thrown back more than a few every so often But getting totally stupid and wasted is not your style You're the life of the party, by keeping everyone laughing and smiling

Are You a Party Girl?

or two

You Are 64% Girly

You're a pretty girly chick, and you're not ashamed to admit it (or wear pink). But you're also practical. You can hang with the guys, as long as they're not too gross!

How Girly Are You?

or three:

Your Inner Muse is Thalia

You are most like this playful muse of comedy. Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic. You make people laugh until their sides split. And you're always up for some play time!

What Muse Are You?

TOLD YA...NOTHING TO SAY!!
oh.....and fyi...Yankees rocked the game and won!!

I WHORED MYSELF OUT FOR YANKEE TICKETS

before I begin...I must thank HipChick for this title. And yes, in person she is a very hip chick and one of the coolest people i know!

Now back to the regularly scheduled blog!

Yes, I whored myself out for Yankee tickets. I got a call of a friend of mine who works as an usher for Camden Yards. Camden Yards for those non-baseball freaks is the home of the Baltimore Orioles. Yes, I am living in Baltimore now and have been for 13 years now. But I grew up in New York and I am a Yankee fan but I will root for the Orioles when the Yankee's aren't in town.

So Usher girl called me last week and asked me if I wanted free Yankee tickets. Well, duh-huh!!! OF COURSE I DO!! Well Usher girl will get me two free Oriole tickets for this Friday nights game if I bring Toyota Guy to the game. She's heard about him from other friends of ours and wants to meet him. So I have whored myself out for Yankee tickets. I mean chances are I would have asked him anyways since the friend I normally go to Yankee games with hasn't called me in weeks and hasn't emailed me his phone number from when my phone went swimming but I feel so used!!

Other stuff going on in my life?? Thursday night, my cool baby brother who works for 100.7 The Bay, a local classic rock radio station, got me two free tickets to a private dinner/Kansas concert. Very cool huh!! And to top it all off, it's my VERY COOL BABY BROTHER BIRTHDAY SO HERE'S WISHING HIM A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Ok...I'm dust in the wind (hee-hee...like the Kansas reference) and out of here!